The Church sign says:

God doesn't care about your good works.

Well..... then what the heck does he care about??
And if he doesn't care about good works, then why are we supposed to be serving everyone?

What's for Dinner??

Grandma was giving the nephews dinner this evening. They said, "This doesn't taste like chicken," while putting chicken nuggets in their mouths.
Grandpa - without any hesitation - says, "It's gopher. She just didn't want you to say 'EWWW!!' and not eat your dinner."
The boys' response: "Not too bad!!"

Later that evening.....

Mom: "Boys, what did you have for dinner?"
Boys: "Gopher. It was pretty good. It tasted sort of like chicken."

*Laughter is still going on . . . .*