Thursday, March 20, 2008

Sometimes this is how I REALLY feel.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said: "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the heck she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt, didn't have to worry about the position of the toilet seat, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End.


Alice Wills Gold said...

And, when that girl got really old and wrinkly...she realized that she missed out on all the fun...the end!

ReL said...

Aww I love this story.