Thursday, June 12, 2008

I don't want no scrub

"A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat . . . "

When do they start? Oh - before 8 AM.

That's right - this morning on the way to work I had some guys hollerin' at me while they were walkin' down the sidewalk.

Really?

Come on now, boys.

Not only is it ridiculously too early to be doing that, but I obviously wasn't cute enough to start hollerin' at . . . (I don't do anything when I got to work so I usually look like a bum).

Even if I looked good - doing things like that doesn't really make me want to talk to you.
Now - if they were good-looking guys that were just appreciating my looks, maybe. But yelling at me while I drove by....ugh!

2 comments:

kelley said...

LOL!! I love it! There is a bit by Jerry Seinfeld about men honking at women, how they're idiots b/c it's the best idea they've come up with so far on how to get women. What do they expect to accomplish? "... the woman kicks off her heals and starts running after the car screaming 'WAIT! I'm so glad you honked! I never knew how you really felt!!'" That's what I think of whenever I get honked at... not that it's every day, but ya know... it happens.

Alice Wills Gold said...

Take every hollar while you can still get them. I mean, twenty more years and no will be doing that for you...you should have taken a bow.