Calories - What are those?

I find it humorous that people who eat or drink certain things, count calories.
Counting calories when drinking beer is like eating fat-free twinkies - it just doesn't work.
Why bother counting the calories if you're going to drink/eat it anyway?? Don't even waste the time pretending like it makes a difference. If it mattered to you that much, you wouldn't partake of it.
I don't think about it. I probably should - especially since I've been gaining a lot of weight. But I don't and I'm okay with that. If I want to make a difference, then I'll start an exercise regimen. But counting calories and denying myself things I enjoy - not going to happen.